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Lol this is gonna be a great show. Cant wait til it starts
"The colored folks been singing it and playing it just like I’m doin’ now, man, for more years than I know. I got it from them."
My daughter had an imaginary friend named Sally, she told me once about how Sally was in jail for chopping her mom’s head off….
My daughter when we were home alone one night, “mommy, who’s that man on the ceiling?”
“The shadow man keeps talking to me at my window.”
I was reading a story to my daughter when she suddenly slammed it shut, point to the empty doorway, and screamed “you get out of here! You’ve killed enough people!”
“I need to get my hands on a giant penis so I can put this fire out all the way!”
“Daddy, when can we get rid of that kid hanging in my closet?” I asked her what she was talking about and she told me all about a teenage boy who was hanging by a belt around his neck in her closet. I went to her closet there was nothing there, and she said he only is there when I’m not around.
“There are three dead kids buried in our back yard. They told me where we can find them.”
My five year old son once looked up at me while we were watching a movie and said, “I think I remember coming out of your no-no.”
“Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
My 4yo shook me awake one night and asked if she could sleep with me because tonight the old woman at the window was being mean for some reason.
An 8 year old I used to teach had a hard time with eye contact and appropriate touch. He looked me straight in the eyes one morning, not missing a beat, and told me, “you know, I think you’d look a lot better if you were dead in my basement.”
“Mom, why is that lady from the cemetery sitting in my room?”
Shannon Wallace for Samsung Galaxy Note
Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date
"Did you just catch that?"
I like that the batter actually looks impressed
oh my god
Damn, son. Just plucked it right out of the air…
I love that, in that moment, the fact that they’re competing against each other just does not matter.
YES. Nailed it. That’s exactly what I love about this.